Huey Lewis.
Welcome to LLOG BLOG #37. This week we take a look at squares.
It should be noted by all LLOG BLOG readers that the square is apparently one of the most challenging shapes. Most things, as it turns out, are rectangular. Let’s take a look:
This Candle is Square. Nice work!
This snapshot of clouds is NOT square.
This pillow = square. (Though it’s kind of a ploppy square.)
Let’s go ahead and ask the EXPERT on all things that are a shape… LOGMAN INDUSTRIES CFO, Daniel Logman…
“Mr. Logman, how would you best describe a square?”
Oh. okay.
… So what else is square? Let’s have a closer look:
Crosswords = square. YES!
Print-offs of scans of photos of your uncle playing hockey in the early ‘80s = NOT SQUARE.
Sidewalk = squares… before they got all cracked.
Freshly started painting = NOT Square.
Machine-made, crappy art made to fill wall space needlessly = square.
Oh yeah! Well, there are more square things…
Little Poloroids of a bunch of dogs on a wall = not square. (but pretty dang cool!)
Print-off of this meme-thingy about blueberry muffins and chihuahuas = square!
Borg Llog = square. Yes it is.
Future cloud paintings = NOT square. That’s okay, though.
The lucite case for this REAL, AUTHENTIC hockey puck signed by Wayne Gretzky (FOR REALS!) = Square.
This pic from the internet of a signed Rod Carew baseball card = NOT square. (but rad.)
And speaking of squares, let’s get right to this week’s LLOG BLOG READER OF THE WEEK!
This week is a REAL SQUARE… it’s Charles. (HA HA HA HA HA HA! Square charles… HA HA HA)
Charles is the winner.
Special apologies to people that thought they might be the LBROTW this week (Huey Lewis, Aunt Jo and Jason (again))… Don’t stop believin’, you too may be able to be the LBROTW next week. Or, some other time in the future. (These jams come out every week, so lots of chances I guess.)
As always, do something nice for someone today and have a very LOGGY WEEK! **
*This edition of the internationally acclaimed LLOG BLOG has been approved by the Logman Industries Approval Committee of America, Ltd, Intl.
**We are still legally obligated to say this.