Ron Darling.
Hello again. Or, if you are just tuning in, welcome to the LLOG BLOG.
If you don’t know what the LLOG BLOG is, well, it is basically the leading online art magazine in the world. Also, if you want to know more, feel free to go back into the annals and get caught up. (Finger imoji pointing upwards. Or downwards. Depending on where you see the rest of the LLOG BLOG issues.)
INTRODUCTION:
Matthew J Logman.
Anyway, Here at Logman Industries LLC LTD, we have made some administrative changes and I am now the new editor of this thing:
Now that you know who I am, why don’t we get to know a little bit more about what the world of Art has been up to since the last episode of LLOG BLOG…
REAL ART:
…First, is this art?
Knot Art, Private Collection.
We honestly don’t know. If you do, please drop us an email at info@logmanindustries.com.
Oh, this art world is such a fickle beast. Let’s take a break from art for a minute.
SPORTS:
Do you like to roller skate? If so, do you want to buy my brother’s roller skates for $100. (He says that if he can sell a few things he can afford to get his own apartment. So I’m trying to help him out.)
Bad Boys. Men’s size 10. Let’s go!
(Okay, apparently I’m not supposed to use this forum for personal things.)
(still call me if you like them).
MUSIC ART:
Let’s skip ahead to this artsy pic of a rock and roll show at a roller rink:
“Will somebody please for the love of god, turn off the fog machine?”
The band was Bog Ore and they actually created a fog shortage in the Pacific Northwest that lasted 7 months after this show. Good show.
LMI ART STUDIOS:
Next, let’s look at some of the cool new art coming out of the Logman Industries Creative Photography Division: Longmont, CO. (We got a killer deal on a warehouse space there and built out a studio for very very cheap. And there is an active railroad track that goes through there so it makes for meeting supply chain demands much more affordable and efficient. Other than that, this place is a real-live shit hole.)
“Hamburger Painting.” LMI. 2025.
Limited prints are available. Pretty soon we will probably make purchasing them through this website a possibility. Stay tuned.
MARKETING ART:
Let’s move on to the LMI: Marketing Strategy of the Week segment. This one was sent in by LMI reader and professional, Blatt Beverett from Burien, WA.
This past year, LMI had to close down their (3) Marketing Divisions due to national economic issues and lack of paying clientele (honestly, more due to the latter). And believe you/me… I’ve sat through marketing pitches with many, many LMI marketing teams that were nothing less than outrageous.
But what I wouldn’t give to have been sitting in this room when this one was pitched to the Denny’s CEO. “Beyond Expec-Steak-Tions. Hmmm. Do you think that will get people back in here for boiled steak even after what happened the last time they were in here?”
My brother used to work here.
Anyways, Nice work Blatt Bleverett! If you see some interesting marketing, please send it into info@logmanindustries.com. You could see your picture here on the LLOG BLOG! (but don’t count on it. We get semi-literally 1000s of entries every day.)
COMPUTER ART:
Speaking of art, I have a friend that is good at computer art (he’s asked not to be named here. But his name rhymes with MEATER GROUND.) and he made these cool little cartoon pics of himself that are really nice…
Nice Computer Art, “MEATER GROUND.”
My brother is also good at computer art. Here are his adds:
How rude.
QUICK HITS: LMI ABOUT TOWN: ART:
Okay, we have run out of time this week. Here are a few quick hits… art is everywhere!
“Take it easy, Bro.” Dutch Art.
LOTS O’ PAINT. RAD.
“The Studio.” Philip Guston. 1969. Also lots o’ paint. Also rad.
“Hamburger Art” LMI, 2025
Hole.
Beautiful Summer Day. Source Unknown.
TACO MAN.
CONCLUSION:
Well, that is it for this week. Go out and do something creative this week. And tune in next week for a LMI: YEAR IN REVIEW and more intriguing news from the whole art world and beyond!
And Please have a very, very LOGGY DAY.*
*Contractually obligated to say this every episode.