LLOG BLOG #54: COWBOYS: HOW THE WEST WAS SOMETHING. by Matt Everett

Kevin Costner as Wyatt Earp. Yeah right.

Welcome back to another quality issue of the LLOG BLOG, a weekly forum of discourses about Art and Cultures from around the World and beyond.

ART: FORMAL INTRODUCTION:

Hello, My name is Matthew Llogman and this is LLOG BLOG (applause sound!)

Matthew Llogman. Editor of this.

This week, we explore the visual and sound culture around the western figure of Cowboy.

First thing regarding this is this:

Cocaine and Rhinestones. The best podcast ever.

If you are interested in the history of Country and Western music and, indeed, the history all the culture surrounding this music industry, we recommend you listen Cocaine and Rhinestones. Tyler Mahan Coe is an excellent writer, researcher and narrator. And Thorough. Very thorough.

One example of things discussed in C&R is the in depth history of the rhinestone suits made by Nudie Cohn . He made this one for Gram Parsons:

Gram Parsons in a Nudie Suit. Pic provided by internet. Yes, we already used this one.

(Todd, Can we try to use new pics every week for this International Arts and Culture Online Magazine? Is that too much to ask?)

Anyway, Listen to Cocaine and Rhinestones and that will count as the discussion about Cowboy culture I was referencing above.

Now, let’s move on to other Cowboy related things:

ART: COWBOY RELATED THINGS:

LLOG BLOG Reader with “Drink ‘N’ Dawg” Painting.

This is a reader and contributor to the LLOG BLOG that prefers that we not print his name (But is rhymes with Mason NiCullough) standing by a “Drink ‘N’ Dawg” painting made by artist Mike Grigg. It is a hot dog with a cowboy hat on it.

(We are not sure if Mike Grigg wanted his name printed here or not. Barb, can you check on that?)

Anyway, speaking of Wyatt Earp (see above, if you forgot), I have a friend that claims his favorite movie is “Tombstone,” the other movie about Wyatt Earp that came out almost at the same exact time. He likes it so much that he used to send out Gifs like this all the time in text messages:

Tombstone Gifs. iPhone pic. Hilarious every time. (Laughy Face.)

It was really funny. But now he just sends out “Friends” gifs like this:

Friends Gifs. iPhone pics. Not good. (Frowny Face).

He asked us not to print his name. (But it rhymes with “Clip Maker.”)

Okay, let’s move take a look at some paintings from the vaults:

ART: FROM THE LMI ARCHIVE:

Last night I was at a party and was talking to a friend about paintings and in my brain I said, “Hey, there are a bunch of good paintings that need to be shown and they are just sitting in the LOGMAN INDUSTRIES LTD Studio Storage. So I had the LMI Archival Dept dig some out for display here on the LLOG BLOG:

“Water Tower Whatever” Oil on Canvas. I don’t know when.

OOOOOooo. One from the old Water Tower series. Very nice.

“Water Tower Grid” Photo print w ink pen.

Okay, that’s a nice print. (Todd, can we please get one without that glare on there?)

“Water Tower Grid” Photo print w ink pen.

Much better.

(unfinished painting)

This one is in the process of getting painted over. Repainted, if you will.

Recycle. Renew. Reuse.

“Cloud Thing” Acrylic on Canvas. 2015?

And that is a cloud, I guess. (Barb, please note for next week that we should pick some better ones for display on here. Please.)

YES! Wait no longer! Let’s get to the readers favorite section…

ART: QUICK HITS FROM AROUND THE LMI-iverse.

(Nooice. “LMI-iverse.” I like that.)

“Breakfast Food Face” P. Genouac. Digital print. 2026. (LMI Intl)

Wow. That’s a well rounded Cowboy breakfast.

“Kelpo” Digital image. LMI Ltd.

Not likely a Cowboy Breakfast.

Enough with the foods. Let’s check in with our LMI: Artistic Electrical Supply Department: Sunnydale, FL:

“Light Switch Cover” Digital Image. 2026. LMI LLC. Easy Cowboy!

Okay.

And this one is from our LMI: Puzzles and Riddles Dept in NY, NY:

“WTF? Not an acceptable word???!!” Digital Image. LMI Intl. 2026 (I think).

Sometimes we don’t agree with the Editors of Spelling Bee.

Let’s see what the LMI: Arts in History Dept: Delaware has for us this week.

“Ognissanti Madonna (Madonna in Maesta” Giotto. c. 1310. Tempera on Wood.

Neato.

And our LMI: Reader pic of the week is this one:

“Rhiannon Pinching a Mountain” Digital Image. Artist Unknown. 2025.

Remember on Kids in the Hall when that guy would do that “I’ll squish your head” by looking at people’s heads and holding his finger and thumb up by his eye and pinching them down. I think that’s kinda what’s going on here.

How about checking in with our LMI: Art Found In Bar Restrooms Dept: San Antonio TX:

“Clown Painting.”(?) John Boden(?). Watercolor on Paper(?) date unknown.

More glare. Great.

And last, Let’s see what we have from our LMI: Visual Arts Development and Technology Dept, Portland Branch:

God Damnit, Portland.

Well, that will do it for the LLOG BLOG Annual Cowboy Issue.

Next week we will be taking a deep dive into the Arts and Culture of SPORTS! If you have any content that may pertain to that, please send it in to info@logmanindustries.com.

Mark Gastineau. Sports.

As always, we appreciate your input to the MAX!

Oh, and please, please stop sending in your votes for Best Burrito. That readers pole is over. (And sorry Kala, breakfast burrito did not win.)

Breakfast Burrito. Internet provided image. MMMMMm.

Hey! Life ain’t easy. Be nice to people this week.

And do something creative. It will help your brain.

And have a Loggy Week.*

*Our legal department wants us to say this each week.

LLOG BLOG #53: CATS: THE MAGICAL ANIMALS ALL AROUND US by Matt Everett

Alex Katz. Artist. Not the Cats we were talking about.

Welcome back to the LLOG BLOG, a weekly discourse on contemporary Arts and Culture with a little Art History sprinkled in for fun.

This week, our discussion centers around cats!

A Kitten. Internet picture.

Many of you may have thought I was talking about artist Alex Katz at first. Well I wasn’t.

But he was in the top 50 of your favorite artists, as voted on by you, the LLOG BLOG reader. More on that later.

“Self-Portrait (Passing).” Alex Katz. 1990. Screenprint in 23 colors.

Anyway, here is what I was talking about… Pictures of cats.

ART: PICTURES OF CATS

“Cat DMC” LMI. Pencil and pen on paper. About 2016?

Going back through the LMI Archives was a real hoot. Let’s look at another one.

Oh Yeah next to a painting of Oh Yeah and another painting of Fats.

Yes, this cat’s name is actually “Oh Yeah.” Pretty cool.

Now, do you want to have your mind completely blown? Right after we uploaded this pic, Barb found this early sketch of Crappy Garfield, which later became a large branch of the LOGMAN INDUSTRIES ART TREE:

“Crappy Garfield.” Sketch made w ball point pen, during an important work meeting.

Yeah. He is saying “Oh yeah” (probably because he is smoking that delicious cigarette) and that is also the name of the cat in the photo just before this! Completely random! Whoa!

Anyway, we won’t dive too deeply into Crappy Garfield today, but here is one more to chew on.

“Crappy Garfield: Blue Monday.” LMI. Pencil and Pen on paper.

I’ll let you figure out why this piece is pure genius.

OH! Remember this one?

Lynx. Internet pic.

That’s the cat from last week’s LLOG BLOG about LINKS. If you haven’t read it, we suggest you do so.

(That was a good idea from marketing. Very clever. The picture of the lynx which was a cat.)

Another sketch of a cat from the LMI archive.

Okay. That one is pretty good. Oh here’s a good one too:

“Clown Log.” LMI. Pencil on Paper. 2018?

That’s not a cat.

But this is.

Cat Sketch. Geez. What did that take, 1 minute?

And here’s one of Jazz:

“Jazz Log.” Pencil on paper. 1 minute.

If you have any Art or Culture regarding cats, please send it into us at info@logmanindustries.com.

Okay, “enough with the cat’s already” you’re saying, right?

Let’s do some quick hits from around the LOGMAN INSUTRIES UNIVERSE:

ART: AROUND THE WORLD IN 60 SECONDS

“Breakfast Face” LMI Breakfast foods and ceramic plate.

“A Dog Watching TV.” LMI. digital media.

“A Magic Lantern Projecting an Image of a Demon.” Giovanni Fontana. Manuscript Drawing. 1420. Weirdo Toleerdo.

Steve from the mailroom got crazy with the Logman Stamp again.

Okay, That’s about all of the Art news for this week.

Please note that here at LOGMAN INDUSTRIES LLC LTD CORP, we are trying to phase out of the METAverse, so just check in here weekly for LLOG BLOG updates.

Please go out and be nice this week.

And don’t try too hard.

And have a Loggy Week.*

*Still legally required to blah blah blah. You know.

LLOG BLOG #52: LINKS: THEY ARE THINGS THAT CONNECT THINGS: by Matt Everett

Linx. Not what I’m talking about.

Welcome to another informative and challenging issue of the LLOG BLOG. Here at LOGMAN INDUSTRIES LTD LLC, we know that it is our mission to challenge your notions of Arts and Culture. So that’s what we do. Weekly.

Anyway, we noticed only too late that last week’s LLOG BLOG Issue published with a few prank hyper-links. (This was the doing of my brother and I’ve now changed all the passwords on the mainframe LMI computer system.) However, here at LMI, we like to stay positive. We turn pranks into THANKS!

So, this week, we are going to discover and uncover the ART in LINKS! (You don’t have to click on all of them. We don’t care because there’s plenty to look at right here.)

Eddie Van Halen. Rad.

Let’s get started by LINKING back to last week’s LLOG BLOG episode and let’s publish the results of the Burrito Pole. (Thanks to all of you readers that sent in your votes.)

ART: LMI POLE OF THE WEEK:

Pole Results. (Barb, can we get this neatly typed up next time?)

“Person Eating Burrito.” Digital Photo. Internet.

Wow! The results are kind of a shocker.

Next week’s pole: Who is the best artist? We want to hear from you, so if you want to participate, please send in you answer to info@logmanindustries.com and we will have the results posted next week!

Salvador Dali. Artist. Will he win? (probably not. too weird.)

ART: MERCHANDISING: LMI MUGS?

So Jim at the LMI Creative Marketing and Products Division in San Antonio, TX has been bugging LMI Corporate to do his LMI merch idea: Coffee mugs.

So I put it to you, the reader. Is this a good idea? Let’s take a look…

Okay, This one is kind of funny. Kind of lazy, though.

This one is pretty good! Might want to run this by our text layout dept, though.

Hmmm. This one is strangely specific. But I know exactly who Jim is aiming this at. He. he. wink. wink. (it’s Glen in accounting, right?)

I guess while your writing in about the best artist or whatever, go ahead and let us know about that one, too.

Okay, let’s shift gears and go to the next part.

ART: ART OUT IN THE WORLD THIS WEEK:

Boing. Art is in nature too. wait. or is it?

Xmas Skeleton. This one was actually sent in some months ago. Geeze. It’s really hard to keep up!

Interesting choice of colors and materials on this one.

Okay, that was really nice to see what’s out there. Now let’s look at what’s in here!

ART: PRODUCTION FROM THE LMI STUDIOS:

LMI Creative Division: Brussels has been working on “some retro cartoon reboots.” Let’s see what that’s all about:

Smurf. (I’m not sure we need to pull the curtain all the way back, Brussels. Let’s keep the notes on the other page next time.)

Very nice. Now let’s shift over to look at what’s going on in the LMI Creative Offices: Santa Cruz. Bobby only sent in a file with no explanation, so let’s pull that up and take a look:

Dancing Log Building with high-heeled shoes? Okay…?

Okay then.

Let’s see what LMICD: Portland has been up to this week.

“Person Jumping” Digital Photograph. 2026.

Seriously. Dang it, Portland. Every time. This has nothing to do with this week’s Special Edition Theme. This is just a picture of a guy jumping.

Wait, didn’t this just happen last week? OOOOOH. We should do an entire LLOG BLOG issue on Deja Vu!

Also, Portland, you are officially on notice.

(LMI Stamp you get when on notice at LMI.)

Let’s clean up this section with the latest from LMICD: Granby. PG has really been turning it up over there with his colored pencils and tight illustrations!

“Eat a Bug” Hand-Drawn illustration. P. Genouac, LMI 2026.

Alright, I think that is all of that for this week.

Let’s check in once again to the LMI: Weekly Movie Review:

ART: MOVIES:

I watched Bugonia this week.

“Bugonia.” Whoa.

Next, let’s go to the luckiest thing of the week:

ART: LUCKIEST THING OF THE WEEK:

Pants match the socks! LUCKY!

That’s all for this week.

Seriously, go out there and do something creative this week. It’s good for you.

And try… at least try… to be nice to people this week.

… And have a Loggy Week.* (You didn’t think we forgot, did you?)

*We are legally obligated to write this each week.

LLOG BLOG #51: ART AND BURRITOS: THE ANNUAL BURRITO EDITION! by Matt Everett

Congratulations! You’ve officially been TACO MANNED… AGAIN! (See last week’s LLOG BLOG issue for details.)

Hiho! Welcome to this week’s edition of the LLOG BLOG, your first stop on the journey to find out what is going on in the world of Arts and Cultures.

Yes, per the title seen above, we have returned to the old fan favorite: The BURRITO EDITION! YES! Seriously, who does not like burritos. I wouldn’t trust whomever just raised their hand. Seriously.

ART: INTRODUCTION:

But before we get to that, allow me to reintroduce myself. Due to some major reconfigs in the LOGMAN INDUSTRIES LTD LLC organization, I am now the sole editor of this wholly comprehensive weekly international Arts and Culture online magazine. I’m Matthew Logman. NBD.

Right on, Logman.

We have a fantastic group of writers and contributors, but I will list them with pictures later.

ART: MOVIES

Oh boy, Oh boy. We are getting really close to award season. So, as a Culturally responsible Arts mag, we simply must talk movies for a bit.

“Begonia” the movie.

I’ve heard a lot about this movie but I haven’t seen it yet. However, when I was younger, I listened to that album “Paul’s Botique” by the Beastie Boys probably 10,000* times. All the way through. And I’m not kidding.**

The Beastie Boys. Rad.

Well, on the track “Posse in Effect” (yes, I had to look up the title because I’m just not good at remembering titles. More on that later.) there is this line that they say “…and you know I got rhymes like Abe Vigoda.”

Abe Vigoda. So Demure. So Mindful.

Well for years I thought they were saying, “…and you know I’ve got rhymes like A BEGONIA.” Which, at the time and up to a week or so ago, I had no idea what a “begonia” was and just assumed it was some cool NYC way to say something that rhymed very very well. Or a wiener… I guess if wieners rhymed well?

I don’t know why I never looked it up until last week. But, now I know that it is Abe Vigota the Beatie Boys were talking about and I also know know that a begonia is a flower. Or a plant, I guess?

The LMI Fact Checking Dept has yet to get back to me regarding the quality/quantity of the rhyme stylings of Abe Vigoda, so on that I have no comment for now.

Not Begonia.

Also not Begonia, but pretty rad! (Oaxaca)

Okay, Let’s get back on track here…

ART: MUSIC & BURRITOS:

For this special issue, we wanted to find something in music that went with the theme a little bit.

The Flying Burrito Brothers “Last of the Red Hot Burritos” 1972 A&M Records

This record is pretty good. It’s live. My friend has studio recorded album of theirs that it even better but I can’t remember the title of that one.

If you have never heard of Gram Parsons, we recommend you check him out. Super talented and interesting person.

Gram Parsons. Rad.

ART: VISUAL ART AND BURRITOS:

Let’s take the whirl-wind tour around to the LMI Studios and see what everyone came up with for this month’s very special issue of the LLOG BLOG:

“Dancing Burrito Guy” LMI 2026. LMI Creative Studios: Seattle

Hmmm. Okay. Not a lot of effort there, but pretty standard fare.

What else do we have here…

Picture from Casa Bonita in Denver, CO. LMI Creative Division Dayton, OH.

Okay, not their fault on this one. They misunderstood the assignment. We sent our Dayton branch to visit this incredible place in Denver, CO and they all ate burritos there. Reviews of the food and ambiance were explosive.

Okay, maybe better luck from… NY…

Image found on internet. LMI Creative Division: Brooklyn NYC.

Okay. They totally missed the point. UGH, Brooklyn. Do better next time.

Searching, searching, searching… oh here’s a good one!…

“Volcano Burrito” Computer Illustration. P. Genouack, LMI Creative Granby, CO.

Whoa! Pat really delivered this week. They are a team of one up at the Granby LMI Campus. We’ll be looking for more Art product from them in the near future.

Let’s find one more…

“Guy Jumping” Digital Picture. LMI Creative Campus, Portland, OR.

Seriously. Dang it, Portland. Every time. This has nothing to do with this week’s Special Edition Theme. This is just a picture of a guy jumping.

Okay, We’ve run out of time.

Please go out and be nice to somebody this week. And do something creative. And have a Loggy Week.***

Loggy Day.

*Probably realistically like 650-750 times?

**Probably kidding.

***We are still legally obligated to say this in each episode.

LLOG BLOG #50: YEAR IN REVIEW AND PREVIEW: by Matt Everett

Leap Frog.

HAPPY 2026, LLOG BLOG readers/subscribers! And wow. It’s really starting out with maximum radicalism, isn’t it? We sincerely hope it is for you!

Nick Nolte = Maximum Radicality.

Anyway, If you haven’t checked in for awhile, I’m the new editor of this internationally responsible Arts & Culture Online Magazine. It’s a lot.

Matthew Logman: “Reporting on International Arts & Culture is a lot.”

Now that we have all of that out of the way, Let’s go to the Logman Industries YEAR IN REVIEW:

ART: LLOG BLOG YEAR IN REVIEW: 2025:

Here are some images from the most important Art related things that happened in 2025:

LMI: Custom Cribbage Board Series: completely sold out.

Sweet Jesus, These babies were hot. (Literally… wood burnt.)

The single most important TV show that has ever been on TV happened.

This Rug was pretty cool.

Oaxaca was Rad.

Don’t drink that.

This was NOT an acceptable word on Spelling Bee. Bull shit.

ART: LLOG BLOG YEAR IN REVIEW: INTERMISSION:

Just wanted to drop in this pic:

This dog is ready to par-tay.

And this is a picture of my Aunt’s neighbor’s cousin:

Pretty sure this pic was taken in the 1980s. But that is unconfirmed.

ART: LLOG BLOG YEAR IN REVIEW 2025: CONTINUED:

Singing puppet things in Denver.

Went to this uplifting exhibition at SFMOMA.

Anselm Kiefer. “SERAPHIM.” 1984. Oil Emulsion, Shellac, Silkscreen Ink, and happiness on Canvas.

These Gloves happened.

LMI. “Hamburger Muscle Man.” 2025. Amazing.

I found these pants in an abandoned house. I’m serious.

Wow. What a year! Now that we completed that review, let’s look ahead at what’s in store for LMI LLOG BLOG in 2026:

ART: LLOG BLOG YEAR IN PREVIEW: 2026:

LMI. “Hot Dog Dumpster Fire.” 2025.

HA HA! OMGLOAO. That’s so funny because nobody… and we me NOBODY… has used the metaphor of a “dumpster fire” for anything in the last year.

Anyway, that’s what we here at Logman Industries LTD expect for 2026. More of that. Oh, and also, stay tuned for the following:

ART: LLOG BLOG 2026: UPCOMING EVENTS:

Soon: INFO@LOGMANINDUSTRIES email will work again.

March 2026: LOGMANIA, THE LOGATHON: liquidation sale of all art on the website. We’re making room for new stuff and we’ve got to move these little puppies!*

Little puppy. (*We’re not literally moving little puppies).

April 2026: LOGMAN MERCH: want a T-shirt that proves you were there when LMI LLOG BLOG was here and now? LMI may have these available by then. We’ll see.

June 2026: LOGMAN CALENDAR: That’s right. New 2026/2027 calendars available in June. (We are saving money and passing it onto you by including parts of 2 years into one calendar. Smart. Very smart.)

September 2026: LOGMAN GREETING CARDS ARE BACK:

LMI GREETING CARDS: (Cash gift not included.)

Okay then, that will do it for this week’s LLOG BLOG. Hope you have a very creative week and hope that you and yours are (whatever. Something nice.)

ART: LLOG BLOG READER’S SUBMISSIONS:

If you have any breaking Art news, creative pics or just something to share with the LLOG BLOG readership community, please send them into me at info@logmanindustries.com. That email should be working in the next 48 hours, as I’ve only spent 36 fucking hours so far going fucking back and forth between fucking google Admin and Squarespace help desk to try to get it worked out. NBD. NBDTTM*.

All good and have a Loggy Week.**

*No Big Deal To The Max

**We are still legally obligated to say this each week.

LLOG BLOG #49: A Whole New Approach at Whatever: The Return of the LLOG BLOG. by Matt Everett

Ron Darling.

Hello again. Or, if you are just tuning in, welcome to the LLOG BLOG.

If you don’t know what the LLOG BLOG is, well, it is basically the leading online art magazine in the world. Also, if you want to know more, feel free to go back into the annals and get caught up. (Finger imoji pointing upwards. Or downwards. Depending on where you see the rest of the LLOG BLOG issues.)

INTRODUCTION:

Matthew J Logman.







Anyway, Here at Logman Industries LLC LTD, we have made some administrative changes and I am now the new editor of this thing:






Now that you know who I am, why don’t we get to know a little bit more about what the world of Art has been up to since the last episode of LLOG BLOG…

REAL ART:

…First, is this art?

Knot Art, Private Collection.

We honestly don’t know. If you do, please drop us an email at info@logmanindustries.com.

Oh, this art world is such a fickle beast. Let’s take a break from art for a minute.

SPORTS:

Do you like to roller skate? If so, do you want to buy my brother’s roller skates for $100. (He says that if he can sell a few things he can afford to get his own apartment. So I’m trying to help him out.)

Bad Boys. Men’s size 10. Let’s go!

(Okay, apparently I’m not supposed to use this forum for personal things.)

(still call me if you like them).

MUSIC ART:

Let’s skip ahead to this artsy pic of a rock and roll show at a roller rink:

“Will somebody please for the love of god, turn off the fog machine?”

The band was Bog Ore and they actually created a fog shortage in the Pacific Northwest that lasted 7 months after this show. Good show.

LMI ART STUDIOS:

Next, let’s look at some of the cool new art coming out of the Logman Industries Creative Photography Division: Longmont, CO. (We got a killer deal on a warehouse space there and built out a studio for very very cheap. And there is an active railroad track that goes through there so it makes for meeting supply chain demands much more affordable and efficient. Other than that, this place is a real-live shit hole.)

“Hamburger Painting.” LMI. 2025.

Limited prints are available. Pretty soon we will probably make purchasing them through this website a possibility. Stay tuned.

MARKETING ART:

Let’s move on to the LMI: Marketing Strategy of the Week segment. This one was sent in by LMI reader and professional, Blatt Beverett from Burien, WA.


This past year, LMI had to close down their (3) Marketing Divisions due to national economic issues and lack of paying clientele (honestly, more due to the latter). And believe you/me… I’ve sat through marketing pitches with many, many LMI marketing teams that were nothing less than outrageous.

But what I wouldn’t give to have been sitting in this room when this one was pitched to the Denny’s CEO. “Beyond Expec-Steak-Tions. Hmmm. Do you think that will get people back in here for boiled steak even after what happened the last time they were in here?”

My brother used to work here.

Anyways, Nice work Blatt Bleverett! If you see some interesting marketing, please send it into info@logmanindustries.com. You could see your picture here on the LLOG BLOG! (but don’t count on it. We get semi-literally 1000s of entries every day.)


COMPUTER ART:

Speaking of art, I have a friend that is good at computer art (he’s asked not to be named here. But his name rhymes with MEATER GROUND.) and he made these cool little cartoon pics of himself that are really nice…

Nice Computer Art, “MEATER GROUND.”

My brother is also good at computer art. Here are his adds:

How rude.

QUICK HITS: LMI ABOUT TOWN: ART:

Okay, we have run out of time this week. Here are a few quick hits… art is everywhere!

“Take it easy, Bro.” Dutch Art.

LOTS O’ PAINT. RAD.

“The Studio.” Philip Guston. 1969. Also lots o’ paint. Also rad.

“Hamburger Art” LMI, 2025

Hole.

Beautiful Summer Day. Source Unknown.

TACO MAN.

CONCLUSION:

Well, that is it for this week. Go out and do something creative this week. And tune in next week for a LMI: YEAR IN REVIEW and more intriguing news from the whole art world and beyond!

And Please have a very, very LOGGY DAY.*

*Contractually obligated to say this every episode.















LLOG BLOG #48: Reader Art: A Celebration of Variety by Matt Everett

Danny Glover.

HEYOOOO! Welcome to another exciting issue of the cutting edge Art & Culture magazine, the LLOG BLOG.

Due to the immense feedback from our artistic readers out there, we have decided to dedicate this entire issue to our readers’ art! This is going to be RAD!

First, let’s have a look at this little puppy:

Wooowee! Badass. Not reader art… just parked down the street. KOOL 2 tha MAX!

Okay, let’s get to it… our first artist reader submission is from Denver, CO.

(oh, and BTW, if incomplete/no titles were sent in with the work as requested, the LLOG BLOG Naming Dept will fill in the title.)

Jason M. from Denver. “One Moment Before a Boy Gets Bitten By Horse.” 2020. Oil on Canvas. About… mmm… 60 x 36in.

Very Nice. Thank you, Jason M.

Okay, here’s one sent in from Hollywood, CA:

Shadow S. from Hollywood sent this one in. “Donuts Are Cool.” 2020. digital pic. Size of your cell phone.

Yes. Digital artwork is perfectly fine. Thank you Shadow S.

Here’s some work by Chip B. in Seattle, WA:

Chip B. in Seattle. “Impending Doom Forest 1” and “The Blood Moon of Azanro Shall Awaken the Zorgon Demon.” Both 2020. Both Oil on canvas… I think.

Very nice… And thanks again Reader Artists! If readers would care to learn more about these artists and/or possibly purchase their art work, please write us at info@logmanindustries.com. We will connect you and will only charge the artists a nominal 70% service fee.

Cool, Next up we have the first of three artistic sisters (We will just call them the “L Sisters.”) that sent work in this week… from all over the world! Wow! What a coincidence that they all sent in on the same week! This first one is from Rosie L. in Paris, FR:

Rosie L. from Pairs, FR: “The Horse Girl Shoots the Arrow at Dawn.” 2020. Multimedia.

Most excellent! Thank you Rosie L from Paris, FR! Keep up the good work!

Keeping up the good work with the mystical theme, here are some angels painted on a building:

We don’t know who painted this or when, but we are fairly sure they are a reader.

Here is the second of the three aforementioned artistic sisters: Ellie L. sending in fron NYC:

Ellie L. NYC: “Smoking is bad, but deeeaaaaam.. I make this look GOOD!” 2020. (I’m just going to stop listing the medium and stuff.)

Wow! Thanks Ellie L. in NYC for that great drawing!

This next one is pretty funny: It’s an artistic DOG from the Yukon Territory, CANADA:

Sumo, Yukon TE: “this isn’t funny. I didn’t paint that crap. I’m a WAY better painter than THAT!”

Okay, I guess he DIDN’T paint that. Oh well.

Here’s one from Carl Jammer in New Zealand:

Carl Jammer, NZ: “Oi, ooi’m a buuuud. Oi, theeeers a little wuuuum. Moiybe ooi’ll et it!” 2020. Water color.

That is a real sounder-outer if I’ve ever seen a title. Thank you, C. Jammer in NZ for sending that in!

This next one if from Robert Hammington in Hammond, NC:

Robert Hammington, Hammond, NC. “Hammy the Ham Man.” 2020. Ham, pineapple and stuff.

WOW! If that guy had a HAMmer, he’d HAMmer in the morning, etc.

OMGLMAO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Ohhhhh. That was good. I needed that.

Okay, here is the third of the recently mentioned artistic sisters: Josie L. from Vernal, UT:

Josie L, Vernal, UT: “Str8 CRAY-CRAY! DO NOT mess wit’ THIS!” 2020.

That is some aggro stuff… from an aggro place. Thanks Josie L. in Vernal, UT.

BTW: I was in Vernal UT a few years back and I bought a cassette tape of both Peter Gabriel’s “SO” and David Lee Roth’s “Eat ‘em and Smile” at the K Mart there. It was in 1988.

Anyway, let’s get to the next one from Mister T in Hollywood, CA:

Mister T, Hollywood, CA: “Self Portrait.” 1988.

Whoa! Deaaaaam! We must have a LOT of readers in Hollywood. Thanks Mister T. in Hollywood!

Here’s one from Donny V1deoG4mer6969 from Sweden:

Donny V1deoG4mer6969 from Sweden: “TACO CAT” 2020. computers.

Very keen. Thanks Donny V1deoG4mer6969 from Sweden.

WHOA! This next one is from Sandro B. from Florence, IT:

Sandro B. from Florence, IT: “Will Someone Please, For the Love of Christ, Get me a Chiropractor?” 1483.

That is some really good paint work! His beard is looks so real! Thanks Sandro B. from Italy.

(Ha. that rhymes.)

Here is the only submission that did come with a title… it’s from Ron Bullyman in Fort Worth, TX:

Ron Bullyman in Fort Worth, TX: “Hey Logboy, why don’t you wear these? (He. he. he. they are scrotum glasses.)” 2020.

Well, while not everyone can appreciate all art, and yes, Logman Industries does get their fair share of hate mail… Ron Bullyman, the LLOG BLOG committee all really enjoyed your note and want to thank you for making the effort. (And you did not succeed in hurting anyone’s feelings.)

Onward.

Here’s a pic that was sent in anonymously from somewhere:

This just sent with a note: “Art is where you find it.”

Indeed it is, Don Anonymous. Thanks for the reminder!

I think we are getting close to the end now… Here’s one from Rad Sweetman in Richmond, VA.

… wait, I think this is just something that Rad liked on Instagram.

Thanks Rad Sweetman. That gives us the reminder to tell all of you to check out @logmanindustries on Instagram for daily updates on the arts and culture going on around the world everywhere and all the time.

Well that wraps it up. A sincere THANK YOU to all of our great readers! Keep sending us updates and we will keep posting them!

Until then, keep working, be nice to people and have a LOGGY WEEK.*

Keep working! YES!

*By state law, we have to say this every week.

LLOG BLOG #47: Broken Vision Boards, Empty Hearts by Matt Everett

Murder City Devils.

Welcome back to the internationally respected Arts & Culture news leader, the LLOG BLOG.

Let’s first start off by saying that this is the second attempt at writing this issue, as the host of this online arts and culture magazine decided to CRASH my fxxking axx-sxxking, bxtch-axx, fxxkstick,jxxz-fxxk dog axxing computer as we were going to publish/print. So, expect far lower quality out of this second draft. (Which will be saved every fifteen fxxking seconds, Squarespace dxxkfxxks.)

Okay, Vision Board take-downs continued. Here’s some shxt from the vision boards we cleared last week. (Read last week’s LB to catch up.)

Blah blah. vision board

(I’m not even going to write comments in between.)

(fxxk you, Squarespace dxxkbag.)

Greeting card my grandma made of a painting that she painted.

Old business card. I wrote something funny previously. too bad.

Post card from a show in 2005. Francesca Sundsten. “European Birds of the Crow Family.” 2005. Oil on Canvas. 47 x 62-1/2.

I did write something funny about “dark arts, “ but fxxk it now.

Post card from thesis show 2002. who cares. MFA Thesis Exhibition 2002, Detail of “10:30, 11:30, One (2 of me).” 2002. Oil on Canvas. 120 x 103 inches.

(Whatever. Here’s another one)

Post card from art exhibition 2004. “At My Desk x 2” 2002. Oil on canvas. 96 x 102 inches.

… but check out the title on this show.

Barf. Back when art mattered. barf.

Mustache.

Labor Day Greeting Card sketch.

CD sleeve. Call back to “Dark Arts.” dark arts indeed.

(Dear Squarespace, I hope you feel good about your services, now.)

A sketch I saved that Mike G. did in like 1998. Boom.

Blah blah blah. more VB stuff next week.

Let’s go to LLLOG BLOG READER MAIL. See how everyone is doing at home during COVID-19… blah, blah…good to see everyone is staying sane. Let’s take a look:

Paris, FR

Toronto, Canada

Rancho Cucamonga, CA

Athens, Greece

Athens, GA

Sweden

Crooklyn, NY

Seriously, thanks for all of your reader feedback. Please keep the pics flowing. My bad attitude is not about you… it’s about technology. ugh. Anyways, please send in more reader comments, questions and pics to info@logmanindustries.com. Though we have been flooded with requests during this COVID-19 sitch, we will try to get back to each of you in time.

Now, for the love of fxxking all that is holy, can we please gat through this without one more crash. Wait… I’m going to save right now..

Okay, real quick. Let’s hit LLOG BLOG: ARTISTS OF THE WEEK:

This first guy is the OLDEST artist clocked in on this section thus far! Weighing in at probably around 150lbs (you do the “stones” or whatever conversion), this guy was one of the OGs leading up to the Renaissance…the heaviest of hitters, painting churches all over Italy for at least like 40 years… Born in ca. 1267… you guessed it! It’s GIOTTO!

Jesus checking in on a nude dude.

What’s going on with this dude’s elbow?

(Check in next week for specific painting information. I just don’t have it in me to re-type all of that shxt out.)

The next LLOG BLOG ARTIST OF THE WEEK is no slouch either! Though he has way less churches under his belt, this guy is an art production MACHINE! He has made probably way more than 100 paintings and here is one of them…

Monster thingy.

You guessed it! It’s CHIRP BRAKER!

pic of Chirp Braker.

That’s it. Blah. Blah. Loggy Day*

*whatever.

Right back at you, SQUARESPACE.